Shoutier Than Thou

The Old Smugglers take the stages and rattle the cages through the power of nautical rock.

The Old Smugglers Circus 2025

The Old Smugglers

Casting their net wide and with reckless abandon, The Old Smugglers done smuggled themselves a stupendous stash of serenaders, rapscallions, and ne’erdowells. Aboard a sinking dinghy on the rising tide and untethered from the anchors of regret, this transient circus of shipwrecked fools board the stage and embark their own uncontrolled precision to an inebriation of songs, shamblings of sonnets, casket of canticles, and a musical chairs of exquisite corpses. Baptized by the unyielding waters of fury and forged by the raging fire of vitriol, The Old Smugglers ascend toward the water’s surface and proclaim victory over mediocrity and malfeasance.

Like bulls in a china shop, The Old Smugglers take the stages, rattle the cages, and are allies to those that create inclusive spaces in which to equitably melt faces. This multi-gender-ational menagerie of misfit musicians acknowledge our privilege and strive to ensure our events are safe and supportive to those whose voices are suppressed and silenced. Through the power of nautical rock, they continue to be intolerant of intolerance and shoutier than the oppressors. Sailing into their 10th year, The Old Smugglers have honed their live performance to deliver an intoxicating shiver of sound that will never go down with the ship. Be it whiskey-bent sea shanties, hillbilly horror country, or maritime folk from the lost coast, they sing shanty-rock tales and spin jazzy-pirate yarns of decadent misadventure for troubled souls everywhere.

The Crew

The Crew

The Infamous Dr. Thunder - photo by Tommy Deluxe

The Infamous Dr. Thunder

Captain of Multi-Instrumentalism

Caterwauling like a canoe filled with hammers dragged down an alley, wrapped in sheet metal, barbed wire, and houndstooth…emerging from the dark sea.
Mister December - photo by Scott J Hebert

Mister December

Handsome Devil

A handsome heartbreaker with an unhealthy dose of delusions of grandeur while serving up a cup of how do you do. A string breaker and foot stomper with a throat full of gravel.
Honey Pants - photo by Lava Submarine

Honeypants

Bottom Dweller

Up from the depths of the murkiest seas rises the nethermost tentacles of bottom heavy grooves. Honeypants delivers the spirit up from the silt and to the sky to resuscitate your vital force and cast out the demons.
Stowaway Sage - photo by Lava Submarine

Stowaway Sage

Reeds & Weeds

Wading through the reeds and the weeds sways the sultry sounds of Stowaway Sage as his saxophone woos and soothes your soul. He’s ready to pounce with every ounce of bang and blare, the clamor of a distant dissident bides his time to blast the stage.
GAR - photo by Kathryn Murray

The Great Gar Nardini

Buskits & Tea Kettles

Percolating and punchy on the rhythm skins, shout out a hearty “Yar!” to Gar as he hammers and batters a booming assault to lambaste your wretched soul.
Low Stakes McGillicuddy's Bass Face

Low Stakes McGillicuddy

Ivory Tickler

With a dapper swagger, Low Stakes will make you swoon and tune your blues all while tickling your fancy. Watch out as he switch hits in a pinch, whispers his hot takes, and shows you his bass face.

UPCOMING EVENTS

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