About

The Mission

Weight of the world got you feeling down? Need to cleanse your spirit? Drink from The Old Smugglers aural elixir and cure the pain and suffering that ails. Let the evangelical sound recharge your vital force and cast out the demons.
 
Armed with ill-conceived notions of grandeur and makeshift accompaniment, The Old Smugglers transient circus of shipwrecked fools steal the words of the devil and sling them with great fortitude and reckless abandon.
 
With buckets of gumption and whisky, The Old Smugglers extinguish the fires of mediocrity and complacency to bring forth a new day of undeserved confidence. They are your guides to musical fulfillment. Like a nightingale stuck in your throat and a rusty nail up your backside, The Old Smugglers bottom deal and backslide their way into your heart to save your wretched soul.

The Crew

The Infamous Dr. Thunder by Lava Submarine Studio

The Infamous Dr. Thunder

Captain of Multi-Instrumentalism

Caterwauling like a canoe filled with hammers dragged down an alley, wrapped in sheet metal, barbed wire, and houndstooth…emerging from the dark sea.

Mister December by Lava Submarine Studio

Mister December

Handsome Devil

A handsome devil with an unhealthy dose of delusions of grandeur while serving up a cup of how do you do. He’s a trend setter and a boilermaker. A string breaker, a foot stomper with a throat full of gravel and mouthful of bees.

The Editor by Lava Submarine Studio

The Editor

Clang Maker & Groove Bruiser