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September 21, 2019
  • Good Grief, Charlie Brown, It's The Old Smugglers

    September 21, 2019  3:00 pm - 6:00 pm
    Barely Brothers Records, 783 Raymond Ave, St Paul, MN 55114, USA

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    3pm Juan Kuffner
    5pm The Old Smugglers

    With buckets of gumption and whisky, The Old Smugglers extinguish the fires of mediocrity and complacency to bring forth a new day of undeserved confidence. They are your guides to musical fulfillment. Like a nightingale stuck in your throat and a rusty nail up your backside, The Old Smugglers bottom deal and backslide their way into your heart to save your wretched soul.

    Juan Kuffner has been performing live since he was 12 years old, now usually on piano accordion, cajun accordion, fiddle, and vocals. He writes original songs in Spanish, French, German, and English, and also sings in other languages including Yiddish, Romanian, Portuguese, and Ladino. His original song “Dear Molly” was featured in NCIS New Orleans in 2015.

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October 5, 2019
  • The Old Smugglers Are Like Gravel Covered in Butter

    October 5, 2019  8:00 pm - 9:00 pm
    Acadia, 329 Cedar Ave, Minneapolis, MN 55454, USA

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    Shine them shoes and get all gussied up because The Old Smugglers are coming to town. Armed with ill-conceived notions of grandeur and makeshift accompaniment, The Old Smugglers transient circus of shipwrecked fools steal the words of the devil and sling them with great fortitude and reckless abandon. $5 throw down.

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October 12, 2019
  • The Microphone Smells like Birthday Cake and The Old Smugglers

    October 12, 2019  6:30 pm - 10:00 pm
    Caydence Records & Coffee, 900 Payne Ave, St Paul, MN 55130, USA

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    The Old Smugglers gettin' all jumpy and jittery with a mouthful of java and a grip o' vinyl at Caydence Records & Coffee. You best watch yourself 'less you get slapped in the face by an aural assault of mayhem and a spectacle of lyrical genius. With very special guests The Tire Fires and Alex Tulp, prepare for a night of hoopla, hubbub, and hullabaloo. $8 at the door.

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October 17, 2019
  • Dinner Drinks with The Old Smugglers

    October 17, 2019  7:00 pm - 8:30 pm
    Driftwood Char Bar, 4415 Nicollet Ave, Minneapolis, MN 55419, USA

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    You'll swoon over the croon of the caterwaul grooves and the undeserved confidence The Old Smugglers ooze.

    Imbibe the illest swill from the bathtubiest of stills or sip the ails and booze 'til you're the smoothest in the room farthest from five stars.

    We've got the aural elixir on par, a chaser of drum and guitar, like a barge through your heart and a nail in your side. Don't ever question our repertoire, just believe. Receive and relax as we all have dinner drinks together at the Driftwood Char Bar. $5 cover.

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November 9, 2019
  • The Old Smugglers Will Slap the Sillies Outta You

    November 9, 2019  6:30 pm - 10:00 pm
    Caydence Records & Coffee, 900 Payne Ave, St Paul, MN 55130, USA

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    In the harsh light of day, bleary eyed and chummy tongued, The Old Smugglers provide the necessary ointment to resuscitate your vital force and cast out the demons. Bringing the world to its knees with fever dreams and fire sweats, our heroes are your last ditch plan and hair of the dog to redeem your wretched soul. Together we will go down fighting to bring forth a new day of undeserved confidence. Additonal silly slaps by The Tire Fires and ear boxin' by Alex Tulp. $8 boarding pass.

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November 21, 2019
  • Turkey Jerky Smuggler Pie

    November 21, 2019  9:00 pm - 11:00 pm
    Underground Music Cafe, 408 3rd Ave N, Minneapolis, MN 55401, USA

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    Get your shimmys and shakes out before you gotta sit at the dinner table with your whole family, treading choppy and murky conversational waters. Fill your gullet with swill and your noggin with brine as The Old Smugglers extinguish the fires of mediocrity and complacency to bring forth a new day of undeserved confidence. They are your guides to musical fulfillment. Like a nightingale stuck in your throat and a rusty nail up your backside, The Old Smugglers bottom deal and backslide their way into your heart to save your wretched soul. Say "hi" to your mom.

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