The Old Smugglers done built a beefy thing to wake up sleeping demons and let loose the ruckus!
The Infamous Dr. Thunder and Mister December were upgrading their amplifiers down in Shipwrecked Studio one day when they realized that Dr. Thunder’s speaker cabinet wasn’t smuggly enough. So they set out to tune some bruises with a sockfull of hammers and a bladder of wine. The result was a sound that went from smooth to rusty with the flip of a switch and turn of the dial.
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